I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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