Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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