What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
