Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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