dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
