plz talk dirty to me
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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