I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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