How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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