I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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