Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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