The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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