In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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