Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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