I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
