did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Randomize
