Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she looked like the before picture.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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