the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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