Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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