I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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