i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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