I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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