too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize