I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
