so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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