i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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