Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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