I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Never joke about your clitoris.
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