Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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