Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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