good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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