am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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