We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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