so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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