THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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