so that wasnt chicken after all
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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