Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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