Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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