google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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