and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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