I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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