I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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