Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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