discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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