he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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