Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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