Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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