nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Randomize
