I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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