"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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