Cold hands, warm shart.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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