so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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