Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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