I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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