I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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