Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
